'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

The Bush administration made us nostalgic for ... well, any other time in history.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.