'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.

Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.