'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.

Political and social change is always a stagger-step process. One step forward, two steps back. They want you to give up.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.