I'm a writer, so I like dissecting things.

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.