There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.