But when you are being physically and psychologically tortured, it is difficult to remove yourself from the pressingness of the moment at hand. Here's how I dealt with bullying: I cried, I hated myself, I hated my life. I didn't deal with it, I survived it, but I never dealt with it. So here are two tips from someone with lots of experience. 1: It's not about you, it has nothing to do with you, it's about the assholes doing it to you. 2: Your job is not to deal with it, your job is to survive it, which you CAN do because it WILL end. And then yes, it will get better.

If you were a crayon, what color would you most like to make out with?

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.

We are all differently broken, semi-functional, rusted out love machines

It's almost as if our society values opinion over knowledge.

I think it's pretty ridiculous to sit back and think that we've changed the horse so much, without realizing that they have changed us an awful lot too.

I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water.