I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.