I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.