If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.