I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

Every time the media brings up the tea party, it's painted as racist and extremists - but there's never a backlash, no outrage to those comparisons. ... Working-class people are hurting - and it doesn't seem like anybody cares. When both sides are high-fiving it on the ninth hole when everybody else is without a job - it makes a whole lot of us angry. Something has to change. The policies have to change.