Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?