Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.