If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.
We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!