Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.