We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.