Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?