You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.