You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

Have pity on a dinosaur.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.

I had a good friend in New York City.