There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.
I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.
I had a good friend in New York City.
My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.
We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!
Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?