Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.