Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

Have pity on a dinosaur.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.