I had a good friend in New York City.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.