We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.