We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.