We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.