Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.