Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.