The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.
Why don't we all just get a long-neck?
Have pity on a dinosaur.
I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.