Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

Have pity on a dinosaur.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.