I've been doing stand-up longer than I've been doing anything. It's just learning how to act on camera, trying to get better at that, figuring out how to make my humor translate and bounce off other people. It's not a big challenge, but the main thing is just trying to be on point and be the best I can be on these shows.

I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.

We'll keep you in our thoughts With the other bullshit in your heads? No, keep me out of your thoughts, because I hear some of the stuff you talk about and if that's close to what you're thinking about, I don't want to be around that, so keep me and my family out of your thoughts, unless you're thinking of making me a sandwich.

In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal.

We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

You want to grow where you came up so when you move, you get noticed easier. You can grow in New York but it's better to come here already solid to get your reputation quicker.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.