If I was just allowed to talk and handle the whole thing by myself without the audience interrupting with laughter, the show would be much more interesting. Think about all the time we waste by waiting for them to finish their noise, you know?

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse.

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.