For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you can't enjoy any kind of entertainment if you are not able to humanize white people. If you watch a film and are like, "Oh, this has white people in it? Then I'm not interested," then you can't enjoy anything in America!

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good comic." You could at least talk about the form of it, and I feel like that's always the thing that's missed.