For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

When I go to a bar or a party, I feel like a student invited me to the kegger, and I actually ended up going. And everyone's shocked: "Oh, my god, professor, I didn't know you were actually going to come!" That's me in any circle, really, especially when I hang out with my brother's friends.

I'm always kind of in my head thinking.