I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?

I am frozen musically somewhere around 2004.

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.