I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the paint. Whatever you want. Just give us 50 years. 50 years. That's it.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning