I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

I've always looked older.

I'm always kind of in my head thinking.

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

When I go to a bar or a party, I feel like a student invited me to the kegger, and I actually ended up going. And everyone's shocked: "Oh, my god, professor, I didn't know you were actually going to come!" That's me in any circle, really, especially when I hang out with my brother's friends.