I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

Horse is fine. I'll ride a horse.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

I like playing with that space between laughter and discomfort where your discomfort can also make you laugh, and you're confused about the mixed feelings. That's challenging, and I think that's what makes for some of the best art.

I don't drink before shows.

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.