I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

If I was just allowed to talk and handle the whole thing by myself without the audience interrupting with laughter, the show would be much more interesting. Think about all the time we waste by waiting for them to finish their noise, you know?

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.