I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

My brother had a mustache, and when my brother had a mustache, it was cool. When I had a mustache, everyone just assumed I'm an immigrant and I don't speak English, which is fascinating. It was a fascinating thing to discover how I looked versus my brother with a mustache.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.