I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

I never learned how to tie my shoes, and I was mocked for that. I still don't know how to.

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

It's a sick thing, right: people are afraid of public speaking. I do public speaking, except my public speaking involves the audience only having one type of emotion and one type of reaction. If they have anything other than laughter, it's a failure. That's an absurd thing for a human to try to seek. The main thing to realize is that whatever I say, it's my truth and I believe in it, and if I don't get a laugh off that, then it's not working.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

I don't drink before shows.

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.