Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

It would be cool for someone to ask me about some of the structural choices I make with my albums.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

I am frozen musically somewhere around 2004.

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.

People always talk about the content, in terms of the politics of it or whatever social issues are in it, and it's like, "Yeah, but I'm also a good comic." You could at least talk about the form of it, and I feel like that's always the thing that's missed.

I had a phase where I had a mustache. There was several times where I had a mustache. I had a mustache in high school because South Asian men can potentially have a great deal of facial hair. So I had a mustache at 14, and then I grew a proper mustache a few years ago. I just thought it would be fun to just have a mustache.