Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.

I've always looked older.

I always have a bit of a look, a bit of a frown.

There are a lot of times where people think I'm in things that I'm not in, because they think I'm Kumail Nanjiani.

If I was just allowed to talk and handle the whole thing by myself without the audience interrupting with laughter, the show would be much more interesting. Think about all the time we waste by waiting for them to finish their noise, you know?

It would be cool for someone to ask me about some of the structural choices I make with my albums.

I don't tie my shoes right. I tie them the way you would tie a gift, like a bow.