I don't look like a lot of fun. I just don't.

It's always fun when you see different comics at different weights or with different hair.

I have had vegan Thanksgiving of tofurkey and soy gravy. And it's not to say that Thanksgiving will ever justify the genocide of the Native Americans. But vegan Thanksgiving - that's just spitting on the graves, isn't it?

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.

It's a sick thing, right: people are afraid of public speaking. I do public speaking, except my public speaking involves the audience only having one type of emotion and one type of reaction. If they have anything other than laughter, it's a failure. That's an absurd thing for a human to try to seek. The main thing to realize is that whatever I say, it's my truth and I believe in it, and if I don't get a laugh off that, then it's not working.

I am able to apply certain things to my craft that maybe other comedians don't, because I'm a devotee.

Another stupid thing I believed for a long time was that pizza was supposed to be said peed-za.