The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it. So, I don't go out there [thinking], "Oh, I want to make this as silly as possible." In fact, sometimes I get the most enjoyment out of a sketch that plays very real - and it's so real that it's just funny.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.