The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.

I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.