The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
Harland WilliamsI love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.
Harland WilliamsI think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.
Harland Williams