Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where youre going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.