I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey.
Harland WilliamsThe thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
Harland WilliamsI just tried to create a life for myself that's full of fun and fantasy and things that equal laughter. My life's been cartoons and comedy and acting, and it's just been a fun life.
Harland WilliamsEverything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes." You can let your mind believe anything.
Harland Williams