I think people should maybe just go out into the garden and watch a ladybug crawl across a flower and relax their mind. That's about all you need to know about life, I think.

I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

Everything's a conspiracy and everything's not a conspiracy. You could look at this planet and go, "This is all a conspiracy. God made this to test us to see if we'll use the nukes." You can let your mind believe anything.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.