I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.

I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.

The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.

Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.

Executives and studios really like to have control over their product. They panic or they're not secure enough to trust in the powers of really amazing improv people.

I love the theater of the mind because you can go anywhere. You can say anything, and you pull people in. [You] can be jumping out of a window or riding a cow or having bubble-wrap sex or spraying your body with Pam and sliding out of your chair.

I don't go on tour tours, I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.