What are they going to do, shoot me? It's not war you know.

I tape over most of them with Corrie or Neighbours. Most of them are crap. They can f***ing make anyone look good. I signed Marco Boogers off a video. He was a good player but a nutter. They didn't show that on the video.

I don't think there is any place in football for drinking. I have said on several occasions to players: You don't put diesel in a Ferrari.

If you can't pass the ball properly, a bowl of pasta's not going to make that much difference!

Lionel Messi is the most amazing player I have ever seen.

I write like a two-year-old and I can't spell.

Luckily they had a stupid on their side too.