Please remember: things are not what they seem.

Either I'm funny or the world's funny. I don't know which. The bottle and lid don't fit. It could be the bottle's fault or the lid's fault. In either case, there's no denying that the fit is bad.

The passage of time will usually extract the venom of most things and render them harmless

A friend to kill time is a friend sublime.

I may not be the most likable person in the world, but I try not to upset people.

She was hearing everything that went on in his heart, like a person who can trace a map with his fingertip and conjure up vivid, living scenery.

Mental acuity was never born from comfortable circumstances.