Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.