Funny is when you're serious.
Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.
Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.
People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.
Tape "Seinfeld" for me.