Harvey Korman Quotes

Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor.

Funny is when you're serious.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.