You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

Using Viagra is like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.

Funny is when you're serious.

People who become comedians… come from pain, come from conflict.

And it's tough traveling. You know, the hotels and the airports and all that. That part, eating and getting around to the hotel room and then going on.

I played Hamlet, I played Chekhov and Ibsen and all the classics.

I went to the Goodman School of Drama in Chicago.