Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.

Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.