Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.
A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.
Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!
A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are
Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.
If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.