Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.

Could you get O positive this time? That's my favorite.