Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.