Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?
Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.
Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.
Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.
A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.
A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are