Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

According to his dad's journal, vampires had been through some of the worst epidemics in history. And apparently, during the days of the Black Plague, their biggest complaint had been rotten "food".

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.