Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.

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