A crease found it's way onto Joss's forehead. Because he was certain that Sirus was wrong. Girls were more complicated than boys. Girls communicated in a language that only they understood. And Joss wasn't sure at all that he would ever understand them.

Vlad blinked, unsure where her question was coming from and, more importantly, where it was going.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

Read the vladimir tod series

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.

Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.