If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

It was tough attempting to be social with people who'd rather pretend you didn't exist.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.