If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!

Wrong. Enemies don't fight with such determined passion. That kind of focus is reserved for friends at odds with one another." pg 69 Tomas to Vlad

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.

Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.

Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?