To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!