Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.