Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.