They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

To his amazement, he could already hear Henry snoring in the backseat. That guy could fall asleep on a car trip to the mailbox.

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

Vlad decided that teachers' ideas were a lot like bunches of garlic-intriguing from afar, but up close sadly sickening and, if you weren't careful, DEADLY.

It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.

A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are