They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?