What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words.

Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.

Joss's ears perked up. He loved libraries. Nowhere else in the world felt so safe and homey. Nowhere else smelled like books and dust and happy solitude quite like a library did.

Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are

Vlad's heart sank into his stomach, then squeezed its way down his leg and popped out of the hole in his shoe, where it struck the floor and broke.

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.