I drive well! Says who your mom? No actually, she won't even get in the car with me.

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

Vlad twisted his wrist, pinching his fingers together, spinning the bronze coin on the table. When it fell, he picked it up and did it again, counting. Thirty-two times it had fallen Slayer Society up. Twenty-two times it was down.

If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.